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Fed Ex Pope 

Character on Late Night with Conan O'Brien who wears a bathrobe and a Fed Ex box on his head.
The Fed Ex Pope mooned people in Canada on an episode of Late Night.
Fed Ex Pope by Irish Reptilia November 4, 2004
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Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
Fed-Ex by Dave Greer November 16, 2006

Your ex boyfriend 

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.
wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

Deus Ex Machina 

is without a doubt an archetype considered as a quasi-impetus of a prevalent trope that strides to an extensively particular culmination which opts to incorporate an unorthodox and haphazard prospect which is scrupulously and circuitously contrived to presumably rectify borderline incorrigible conundrums or circumstances in order to deliberately expedite an ideal and feasible impending crux that would transpire in a plausible but inexplicable manner which usually aggregates a plethora of complex multifaceted serendipitous outcomes; On the contrary however, it absolutely entails the omission of the obligatory, arbitrary and elusive logic inclined to expedite an ideal and immutable apotheosis but only on the off chance if certain intrinsic characters would go out on a limb hence, leaving them apparently in the midst of a vastly dire escapade and are currently inevitably beleaguered; nonetheless, if delved on furthermore through meticulously scrutinizing the intricate logic; this on the other hand would somehow instigate elicit recurring aberration instilled in the underlying recesses of our objective, biased and condescending judgement thus when overtly eluded under the influence of its predicament, it could cause certain implications such as aspects of double standard; unless marred by its beguiling provocative matter, hence relinquish its purpose and haplessly render it negligible and incomprehensibly desultory.
"That scene where the animated Cat Agent's debut in the "Last Action Hero" movie when he saved Jack Slater was apparently a Deus Ex Machina at this point since there was no indication and clue whatsoever of his sudden inclination of saving Jack Slater at the last minute."
Deus Ex Machina by TrickyJebus June 17, 2016

Psycho Ex-Boyfriend 

An incredibly unpredictable man, or boy who is on an everyday basis calling you or stopping by your house to try to " Fix the problem" and doesn't understand what it means not to be together anymore.
Yesterday not only did I have 32 missed calls from him but my work told me he stopped by there to see if I was working. Yes, he is one Psycho Ex-Boyfriend
Psycho Ex-Boyfriend by Mary Jane Doe December 26, 2008
Correction fluid. Used to correct mistakes. Worth a sniff if its still drying.
I sniffed tipp-ex and got high.
tipp-ex by sex education January 31, 2008