Etection

Etection is when one detects an erection.

Etection.
Friend 1: do you etect something?
Friend 2: sorry man, I haven't gotten any in awhile and that breeze felt really good.

by Trey_nine May 27, 2016

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sony Erection

A cell phone used by many dumb Americans. Many get them for free but some actually pay for them...STUPID AMERICANS!!!! Mainly used in the Forest.

Let go of Sony Erection

Give me my erection please

Put my erection back in my hand now!!!

by eilick baals July 9, 2006

death erection

1. The most awesome metal band of all time.

2. Upon being hanged, the last action is a violent orgasm and erection, called a death erection.

Hey man, did you see death erection last night?

Yeah man. they're fucking great.

by beau gordon February 9, 2010

PEDestrian (Personal Electronic Device)

Someone who is a hazard to navigation because they are trying to walk while using a cellphone, palm pilot, or similar device that uses up their limited attention span. Completely oblivious to their surroundings and often causing others to negotiate around them or risk collision.

Friggin' PEDestrians are always causing accidents. Good thing they don't chew gum too.

by Mothshade June 7, 2005

Nerd erection

Achieving a "metaphoric" erection by satisfying one nerd's fantasies

"Dude I just got a nerd erection this afternoon. I got my Core 2 Quad today."

After a girl that I really like waved at me, I got a nerd erection.

by lkegley9 February 9, 2009

waste of electrons

Something that should have never made it into ANY media A terrible movie a stinker a bomb boxoffice bomb.
A news story that is of ZERO interest to most of the world. The French Lieutenants Woman is a fine example. Most Jeremy Irons films. The English Patient Many of Ebert's critiques. An ad for tampons. Many ads in general. Infomercials Remakes of remakes chick flick

"I went with this new girl to see a flick last night, I nearly fell asleep. It was so so bad I don't even remember the name of the shit! What a waste of electrons!"

by psiscott April 25, 2006