condom hat

A sort of hat that people (who nobody really likes) wear because they think they're cool. Very much shaped like a condom.

She said her dad secretly changed her brake pads. She was probably sitting in her car at the stoplight, wearing her condom hat, as her dad changed her brake pads.

by Alekesa L June 22, 2007

Create your own condom

A little machine, like the Badge it machine, where you can make your own condoms. Add flavours and colours. Comes with enough latex for 12 condoms.

I used my create your own condom kit last night.

by iThink January 28, 2008

cojones

1. courage, guts (from sense 2)

2. the testicles

(both senses from Spanish)

You've got major cojones to try something like that on a big motherfucker like him.

by The Return of Light Joker May 23, 2012

Redneck Condom

A chicken.

"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"

by Arson Cokkenbauls June 2, 2009

Holy Condom

The holiest condom in the know universe. Even the pope himself would fuck 12 girls doggy style while wearing it.

"Dude is that the pope fucking 12 girls doggy style behind the bar?"
"Yeah, he's wearing that Holy Condom, yanno the one that Jamielynn Spears forgot to use."

by Scribbles301 March 3, 2009

condom

1.As defined by oxford dictionary:-
a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse

as a contraceptive or to protect against infection.

2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet.

3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.

1. Oh ! baby I have a mango flavored condom come suck it.

2. Boy: Should I fuck you?

Girl : You have a condom?

Boy: Yes vanilla flavored.

Girl : Then why are you even asking. Fuck me ...................

3. Hindi joke
******* (kaun(a hindi word) in english means 'who' pronounced as CON)*******

Santa is a very religous , practising abstinence from sex and never uses abusive words. Banta decided to get the word condom out of his mouth.

One day Banta asked Santa to say condom but Santa refused incessantly.
The next day Banta asked Santa "Do you know where is 'DOM'. Santa instanteneously said "Kaun dom" ....................tell me Santa "Kaun dom"(who is this DOM).................................................................................

by godsman June 3, 2010

Condom

A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.

Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.

Jane: Why?

Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.

by Averant December 28, 2010