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Barbie Dog

A dog that (sometimes begrudgingly or reluctantly) allows its person to dress him or her in sweaters, costumes, footwear, and other apparel. Similar to playing with a Barbie Doll. Usually a purse dog or Chihuahua.
"My mom just got a new holiday sweater for her Barbie Dog. She can't wait to dress him in it for the party."
by EmpanadaMama November 29, 2012
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Barbify

A female that dedicates 6-8 weeks every Spring to restoring a bikini ready bod; which may include juice fasts, professional massages, minor plastic surgery enhancements, vitamin supplements, airbrush tans, and grueling workouts with Ken, her personal trainer.
If you can afford it, I recommend barbifying every spring and wearing a minimum SPF 15 at the beach to preserve your youthful appearance for years to come. Avoid tanning beds, smoking, drugs, junk food and other such premature agers, as much as possible throughout the year.
by southseasskincare luv May 7, 2013
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barbie stretching

The Photoshop practice of longitudinally stretching a photo of a female celeb or fashion model's body, to look tall and thin like Barbie.
These days you'd need to use a helluva lot of barbie stretching to make J-Lo look any good.
by catmanpu January 28, 2014
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barbie hands

Damn, she's got some barbie hands.
by ballsanweenas June 23, 2014
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Barbie Dress Up

When players in a Mil-Sim game spend massive amounts of time selecting their uniforms and weapon load outs instead of actually playing the game.
The Op started at 5:00 but we didnt actually start till 6:00 because everyone was Barbie Dress Up(ing).
by mast3rbates March 31, 2015
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Barbie Trapped

When you ask a girl out on a date solely based on her looks, and she ends up having zero positive personality traits.
Shawn: Dude, how did your date go last night?
Rob: Shit, man, it was awful. I mean she looked great but the minute the waiter left, she turned into a total rascist asshole.

Shawn: Well Rob, maybe if you weren't so damn shallow you wouldn't be constantly Barbie Trapped.
by SoupOrSpy October 25, 2015
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barbie

A doll that was supposed to make little girls dreams come true (aka) make them drug smugglers and plastic surgery addicts.
Kid: I wanna be barbie when I grown up! 20 years later....."Pass the weed....where is my plastic surgery bill?!"
by superwomanfan101 April 5, 2016
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