yard slut

General purpose yard implement typically used by DIY people.

We need to mix some concrete in the yard slut so we can put the new fence post up.

by anonymous April 20, 2024

Muddar yard

something you call someone you don't like

Teacher: Bob, take your hat off.
Bob: Why?
teacher: cause i said so.
Bob: what a "Muddar yard"

by mitochondriamonster December 8, 2012

yard mullet

To only mow/maintain your front yard and let the back yard grow wild.

"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."

"That's a total yard mullet man!"

by Obey The Hypnotoad May 23, 2014

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

by thelod June 24, 2008

get off my yard

When in traffic, getting behind someone who isn't going when the light turns green; Get going; you're in my way; you're going too slow.

Let's go Beamer! Get off my yard!

by Jeepsforever August 10, 2017

Yard Manager

Large dumpy fat fellow,bald in hi Viz clothing wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

have you seen the yard manager? oh you mean the Large dumpy fat fellow, bald in hi Viz clothing who wonders round workplace with his finger up his arse making Nazi salutes explaining to all how his job is important

by Meatypt February 3, 2023

yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.

Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!

by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022