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Person 1- I just got a new car
Person 2- Witness.
by thetek November 3, 2003
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Jehovah's Witness walk

Slow, purposeful type of walk from a person who needs something from you in a hurry, like a work project.
I could tell that Mrs. Perez needs her work scanned in---the paper she's holding and Jehovah's Witness walk tell me that without my asking.
by pentozali December 30, 2009
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wino

That damn wino asked me for money...again!!! This time i kicked his ass!
by Brockman September 6, 2003
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Jehovah's Witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people just like every one else but you do have the retards that try to force there religion on you but its not just them there is also other religions that do it also but all religion points to one thing and that is god or gods and they all try to achieve one thing and thats going two heaven or somthing like that but personly a think people put to much faith into god but not enough in theselves and it would be better if there was no religon because everyone would be treat each other as an equal.
Jehovah's Witnessesthanks god before they thank the real heros such as doctors fireman and loads of other people
by rfc June 24, 2007
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Winorockster

A term used to describe an individual who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry, whom is also an alcholic with a heart of stone.
Bob: "Would you hit it?"

Steve: "No."

Bob: "Why not? Is it because she's a spinster?"

Steve: "Not neccesarily. Not only is she a spinster, she's a winorockster"
by Weeeezzzzzz January 14, 2009
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winowitch

an awesome person that is very random and loveable and ninja.
"Man, youre just so winowitch. I'm so glad were friends, dood.
by heart2shopp109 October 23, 2009
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Winona Effect

When a woman becomes more attractive to males because she does something bad or does something illegal.
"I always thought Winona Ryder was hot but when she got caught shoplifting she became super hot, you gotta love a bad girl!"

"Bro, I never really noticed that girl Amy from our office but then I found out she got busted for weed last weekend, I gotta have me a slice of that, that's the Winona Effect right there bro".
by Dazzman April 16, 2014
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