tall sitter

Someone that looks tall while sitting,until they stand up

Jaimes"How was that midget driving?"carl"he's a tall sitter."

by JCM2009 November 2, 2009

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

Reply Stutter

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.

Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)

Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly

by SmithGroup January 25, 2011

Desk Sitter

Desk Sitter: Usually someone who delibertly sits or stands on a desk to make people irritated. occurs most during school classes. When someone sits on a desk to get attention or praise. Also known as an attention seeker.

If someone is sitting on a desk one would be referred to as a "desk sitter." If an attention seeking person sat on a desk someone could yell "desk sitter."

by Victoria Tenneele October 21, 2011

Close Sitter

A close sitter is somebody who sits near you on a form of public transport, normally unintentionally.

if you are sitting on a bus, and no one else is on the bus, the driver stops to pick one person up and they have the entire bus to choose a seat yet they decide to pick the seat DIRECTLY behind you thus the term close sitter.

by Badlybornboy July 20, 2012

Weekend setter

When you try to perfectly time pooping and cumming simmutaneously...

Dude. I just tried a weekend setter, and I didn't do a damn thing all weekend.

by set your weekend March 8, 2012

Ke$ha-stutter

A style of song that comes from the hit sensation Ke$ha where in the singer stutters they're words to add effect to their lyrics.

I heard a song today from Katy Perry that had the ke$ha-stutter style in it.

by Genesis21 November 12, 2011