student

a school slave

person 1: bruh how do you not know how to pay ur taxes
school slave (student): school didn't teach me how to

by maybe i'm retarded February 2, 2021

Student

Person that's doomed to attend university for next 4-6 years, also has been doomed to experience pain, suffering, sadness, depression, laziness, helplessness, loneliness, tiredness all at the same time(list is not full). After person becomes a student, he starts to miss childhood. Facts about that species: they sleep 2-4 hours a day, their digestive system has adapted to energy drinks and junk food like cow is adapted to grass, it's their only meals.

But there's 2nd type of that species that has nothing in common, it's Student with girl- boyfriend.

- Congratulations, you become a student!

- I don't think it's the thing, I want to be congratulated with.

by Student4 February 7, 2021

studdering prick

I don't even fucking know bruh

Guy 1: "Hey do you know what studdering prick means?"
Guy 2: "Nah bruh"

by Dead.Inside---- March 5, 2021

Stude

1. An insult derived from student; a stude is someone who is just a beginner but is trying out techniques or strategies which are beyond their current capability. The result is generally sloppy and ineffective as they lack the skill to pull off these moves.

2. A noob trying not to be a noob.

Examples:

A karate stude attempting to do a flip kick and landing flat on their face- total stude move.

"That was such a stude move"

"You're a stude"
"F%&king studes"
"Stude"

by TheStude March 7, 2021

Studebaker sandwich

When a young woman engages in a three-way with two elderly men.

I met a couple of nice retirees on vacation and ended up in a Studebaker sandwich.

by TizzleWizzle May 19, 2021

Studies

One thing you notice about studies is that they tend to come up with repetitive (if not exactly the same) answers over time, and the answers tend to be authoritative.

The point of the studies if their is one, seems to be to tell peole what to do or how to live, though the same kinds of people that conduct them never want anybody to do the same thing with them (a taste of their own medicine).

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2021

student revolt

What I should do when a British school becomes nazi

Me: I would like to start a student revolt!
My popular crowd: Yes

by By theflipkidatyaschool July 6, 2021