Ring of Keys

Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.

From the Fun Home song of the same name.

"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots

And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"

Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.

by Kubri27 June 29, 2019

Bell Ringing

Holding and wanting to take a shit so bad to a point were its crowning.

Two guys hiking in the woods. Guy 1 with a haste.

Guy 1: I got a bell ringing.

Guy 2: Lucky you brought some toilet paper.

by jagaimothebandit November 16, 2010

doodoo ring

a ring of doodoo around a women or man's butt-hole. in a perfect circle mostly found on light skin people

usually seen when doing it doggy style. no one really knows if they have a doodoo ring.

by quran jackson January 8, 2012

message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011

ring of fire

The sensation one gets after a night out in the town eating vindaloo or any other hot substances- usually curry. In the morning, after relieving your bowels, the ring of fire comences no matter how much you wipe it or rinse it under the sink. Usually last between 2-10 hours, symtons itchy,hot burnin arse of pain

"man, last nights vindaloo set my ring on fire" "i have a ring of fire due to my excesive vindaloo consumption"

by ffion red January 14, 2007

Pod Racing

When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.

Hey baby, bring a friend and we can go pod racing. *joojoojoojoo*

by Jerk Store October 29, 2008

tongue ring

1. The guy above me is retarded. It doesn't hurt at all. It's a little pinch.
2. You get a hole punched in your tongue and you can then put all sorts of little things in there from french ticklers to double ball french ticklers. Serves a valuable purpose in the bedroom whether male or female.

I got a tongue ring. It was just a little pinch and my girlfriend loves it.

by Logan J September 29, 2005