gafable offence

a term first popularised by Cohan Walker. To gaf or not to gaf that is the question

You’re walking way too quick that’s such a gafable offence

by Machiavel1i February 4, 2026

Dorn Offering

An interior design technique where one chair at a gathering is intentionally angled out or away.

"For the model home viewing tonight, I am going to present the kitchen table in a dorn offering arrangement."

by thewayout February 4, 2026

flex offender

flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.

don't be a flex offender

by flailyhaley June 22, 2025

sex offensive

Somebody whose sexual proclivities are so out there that they may offend the general public.

Chris Hoffmann is not a sex offenDER.... He is a sex offensive. He likes smelling women's sweaty behinds .

by TheSexOffensive December 16, 2025

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid May 21, 2011

serial tash offender

girl who keeps going back for the tash

she is a serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012

Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."

by Cotoia August 24, 2017