mustards

A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.

Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.

by AmazingTruth February 26, 2011

mustardy

An inate ability to conjure up a rousal of internal retardedness, as in to muster.

This vagina feels very mustardy.

by Carlton Weatherz222 November 29, 2013

muntard

A munter crossed with a retard.

Jade Goody is such a muntard!

by esqo December 9, 2008

Mugtard

A male that joins a beer club, only in the month of October, in order to receive weekly discounts on "award winning" cask-conditioned ales. This individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/fanny pack/satchel or book bag and is an "all nighter."

Larry: "Hey man, when did you become a Mugtard?"

Fred: "In October, you fucktard! Duh!"

Larry: "Just asking, jeez!"

Fred: "Wanna go trollin for veeg?"

by India P. Ale August 3, 2007

Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

by Ralliart May 9, 2005

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

Mus-Tard

A Muslim that is Autistic, and thinks hes so tough. Also, he is very into DBZ and thinks Muhammad Ali is god(because he's the only famous muslim)

Yo Aqeel is such a Mus-Tard, he thinks he's Goku

by AFISH February 20, 2009