Mitt Romney

To adjust one's Nut Sack

"Dude, I'm about to pull a Mitt Romney, Is anyone looking?"

"Naw, you're good"

by Naddy Date October 12, 2012

minutes to midnight

x minutes to midnight

x equals any number from 15 to 0

how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.

Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.

In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.

by Bad Noodle February 2, 2008

Fifa minutes

The phenomenon that occurs whenever you have played Fifa for so long that the rest of your life is measured in Fifa minutes.

Oh shit, I have to be at work in 30 Fifa minutes.

Just put that lean cuisine in the microwave for like 20 Fifa minutes.

by Glockomole May 25, 2009

minute

a length of time...usually longer than a minute.

"a little while"

I went to jail for a minute.

by Basic November 11, 2002

Michigan Mud Mitt

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

by Diana March 9, 2005

matute

A very cool dude, who has a way with the ladies

"That guy is matute"

by Danieloo1 January 17, 2007

mitt

{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.

"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"

by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012