High maintenance

When you have beautiful Mother named Lynda

High maintenance may be Lynda’s nails are always perfect, lipstick not missing, pjs are LuLu

by Blondiesocal June 14, 2025

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No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

“Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.”

by H4IZ August 23, 2025

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No Maintenance

A rare, mythical type of woman who makes “low-maintenance” look like high-maintenance.
Requires zero drama, zero effort, and somehow still manages to look like she stepped out of a skincare commercial.

Bro, I thought she was low maintenance, then I met Zahara. That’s not low maintenance… that’s No Maintenance. Girl doesn’t even need Wi-Fi to vibe.

by H4IZ August 24, 2025

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High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.

Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.

by Jules350 November 14, 2019

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Medium well maintenance

A woman who is not high maintenance nor low maintenance. She’s somewhere in the upper middle.

Flynn: Am I low or high maintenance?

Grant: You’re low maintenance.

Flynn: What about my social media?

Grant: You got me there! You social media is pretty high.

Flynn: So I guess I’m like medium maintenance?

Grant: More like Medium well maintenance.

Flynn: I prefer well done.

Grant: I rest my case.

by Brothaontheinside August 8, 2020

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