Male whose lifestyle is totally non-compliant with female lifestyle requirements. Doesn't necessarily mean that the male has insufficient attractiveness, but is unable to comply with partnership disiplines.
by facebookfree June 20, 2011
Get the Not boyfriend material mug.A social life threatening disorder characterized by being a douchebag and a tool. Many times you are very small, with a large ego and very few friends, and are very annoying around girls. There is no cure
Matt suffers from Materiitis because he tries to be cool around girls, even though they think your your annoying.
by Knighthawk1110 September 5, 2010
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by Sido Lanters February 14, 2009
Get the bucket list material mug.A Meerab is one of the most caring, trustworthy friends ever. They are what you call 'perfect,' or as close to perfect as possible. Meerabs tend to be extremely pretty, outstandingly academic, and skilled in athletics. They are basically good at everything. Not only that, but they are the best of friends possible, since you can lean on them during your darkest times. Meerabs put other's happiness and well-being before her own's. Meerabs also tend to be very modest, and they laugh at their friend's lame jokes even though they are not funny.
Rameesha: *scores a goal*
Nora: Woah that was EPIC!!!
Rameesha: No, not weally. It vasn't wery good...
Nora: It looked like the picture you drew of a soccer player shooting an impossible goal, and got an award for 'outstanding artistic achievement.'
Rameesha: Exactly. That picture vasn't wery good. Anyvays, Surbee's vas better.
Nora: Laugh Out Loud. Stop being such a Meerab!
Nora: Woah that was EPIC!!!
Rameesha: No, not weally. It vasn't wery good...
Nora: It looked like the picture you drew of a soccer player shooting an impossible goal, and got an award for 'outstanding artistic achievement.'
Rameesha: Exactly. That picture vasn't wery good. Anyvays, Surbee's vas better.
Nora: Laugh Out Loud. Stop being such a Meerab!
by cookie.monstre June 29, 2015
Get the Meerab mug.Meterosexual (pronounced "Met-er-O sex-U-al") (short: Metero) is a colloquialism (popular modern slang) which means someone who dresses or is flamboyant in a manner that is stereotyped to homosexuals, but is in fact a heterosexual.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
This may also be someone who is gay and flamboyant, but isn't open or doesn't consciously know. So when asked if they are gay they say "oh no, I'm Metero.", though, in reality, they are gay.
"I know he seems gay, but he's really a Meterosexual."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
"He thought he was just a Meterosexual, until he met Hank and realized he was actually homosexual after all."
by RockstarRaccoon October 19, 2008
Get the Meterosexual mug.My sister and I used to have sex, she was pure fuck material!! I think she has 7 handicapped children now HAHAHAHHA
by Mr. Hope January 11, 2016
Get the fuck material mug.(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.
(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.
(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.
scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!
scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!
scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.
scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!
scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.
by El Magico July 2, 2007
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