Kitty Rodeo

When cats, mainly related or at least of the same household, wrestle and roll around on the floor. In a somewhat violent manner. Resembles a rodeo event, but for cats.
Could also be two cute, young girls scrapping it out, maybe on the school yard or on the dance floor of some "trendy" nightclub where too many Ed Hardy wearing "doods" and douche-bags whip the young nubiles into a Jager-induced frenzy.
#1
Dog person: Look! Your cats are tearing each other up!

Cat person: Relax, it's just a bit of kitty rodeo. Probably just a full moon out.

#2
Ed Hardy wearing moron A: Bra'! Look at those pop-tarts go at it on the floor! Looks like a Kitten Rodeo!

Ed Hardy wearing moron B: Yeah! It's great! I can see that one girrrls snatch, she isn't wearing panties!

EHWM A: Tru dat!
by aspman November 28, 2009
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sassy kitty

mixing sassafrass and ketamine and snorting it together
"Damn Marty just did a huge line of sassy kitty"
by KITTENS December 26, 2013
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Shitty kitty

When a male defecates into a syringe, injects his feces into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have vaginal intercourse
Chad: Dude, last night me and Katie did the shitty kitty
Chokama: Bro that's awesome!
by D3ADM1ND January 22, 2022
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Kitty Patrol

When you look out your window seeing if there's any homeless cats outside or looking for the homeless cat you feed regularly.
Dude why are you staring out the window?
Don't bother me right now I'm on kitty patrol.
by Juancabeza November 08, 2012
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cats and kitties

That girl had some nice cats and kitties!
by abbagirl January 04, 2018
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Kitty SnowCaps

Cat turds coated with kitty litter. Fresh one's can be found in the cat litter box.

also known as Kitty Sno-Caps and Kitty Snocaps.
Stupid dogs love to eat kitty snowcaps straight from the litter box.

Mom, the baby is eating kitty snowcaps again.

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by punkfu December 09, 2011
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kitty whip

Cat of 9 tails . a whip with 9 attachable whips with razors. Or ball with spikes.
Like that they beat Jesus with

ALSO
Gorgies play toys
Gorgie? You ready for your kitty whip 😺
by FallinAngelFound September 01, 2019
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