Junk buddy

A person someone engages with in an inappropriate or indecent way, often implying a connection through feces, and/or a term for one’s private parts, trashy behavior, or other indecent activity.

"David and his friend filmed junk buddy content"

by calvinbenz November 8, 2025

Don't call that trash 'junk'!

What you eye-twinklingly protest when someone asks you "why you keep all dat junk around"; da joke, of course, is dat YOU YOURSELF are referring to said assorted flotsam and jetsam as being worthless clutter by calling it "trash", and so in effect you are agreeing wif da other person's contention dat you should get rid of said rubbish instead of having it around to clog up your closets and walkways.

I dunno da statistics for how many people who retort, "Hey! Don't call that trash 'junk'!" actually do clean out said jumbled mess anytime soon, but at least they are admitting dat they have a hoarding problem.

by QuacksO March 2, 2021

Hop off my junk hoe

Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End

Hop off my junk hoe, before I go postal on your ass

by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011

Junk fart

A fart that smells like junk.

I just had a junk fart after eating McDonald’s last night

by alx.144 November 3, 2021

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009

Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.

Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.

by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008

urban junk

The general term for rubbish genres of music, including but not exclusive to R'n'B, hip hop, garage and soul.

Could also be used as a term for fly tipping in an urban area.

"I hate it when they play urban junk on the radio."

Georgine:*whilst thinking of her crush* "I wonder what music he's into?"
Fred:"I bet he's into urban junk." *laughs*

by Pretty_Vacant October 24, 2007