Junk

A noun usually used to describe someone's stuff (not their cock and balls or vag) a word also created by Isaiah Alexander Patton, but stolen and used by many people

Person 1: It's over for your Junk instant

Person 2: well it's over for your clutter

by YRGkami January 19, 2021

[Junk] Buffer

Going down on the manhood.

"dude...she can buff my junk any day. Basically, her lips make her out to be a great junk buffer"

by Z Man1 January 9, 2009

urban junk

The general term for rubbish genres of music, including but not exclusive to R'n'B, hip hop, garage and soul.

Could also be used as a term for fly tipping in an urban area.

"I hate it when they play urban junk on the radio."

Georgine:*whilst thinking of her crush* "I wonder what music he's into?"
Fred:"I bet he's into urban junk." *laughs*

by Pretty_Vacant October 24, 2007

Junk

many meanings such as literal garbage,
a bunch of candy a child eats parents call junk food,
a mans dick.

the junk smelled

by #starbucks7 August 28, 2016

useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.

Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.

by imaliltpot September 19, 2015

Junk mailbox

A system that emails use to divert annoying ad-spam/hide incredibly important emails, and then lie about having the latter.

Goddamn Junk mailbox made me miss the meeting I was emailed about.

by ithinkiamnewhere November 7, 2012

Junk (bet)

Junk (bet) – Referred to as Dots, the bet involves earning a point, or Dot, for predetermined achievements during a round of golf. Dots are assigned a monetary value, say $1. Dots include, but are not limited to: Birdie, Chippie, Greenie, Mongolian Reversal (bet), Sandie, Barkie, Rockie, and the elusive Skullie (bet), almost earned by one of the clowns at the road on 4.

That fuckin’ Murphquake, he intentionally hits it into the bunkers just to get Junk (bet)!

by Just another clown June 20, 2020