Funked-Up Monkey Junk 

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

Funked-Up Monkey Junk by Youttttt November 29, 2011

Space Junk 

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

Space Junk by TMegg May 12, 2009

not junk 

someone or something awesome. Very rare in todays junk world.

Wow! Did you see that girls boobs? Not Junk.

not junk by Jimmy Awesome April 23, 2006

man junk 

derogatory of a mans genitals.Specifically an old man whos genitals are of little use.

"why is that old queer wearing those little shorts that let his Man Junk hang out when he sits down"

man junk by pseudonym September 18, 2004

jungle junk 

jungle junk a word for hard core rappers like lil john is jungle junk and snoop dogg and mike jones or ne rapper from africa

Hey boy turn off that jungle junk.

jungle junk by wesley June 18, 2006

sucka my junk 

a useful phrase with a variety of meanings
1. command: to desire for one to suck one's junk
2. insult: to express anger or frustration
3. response: often meaning "yes," "no," "maybe," or "i dunno"
4. however the hell else you wanna say it. you can't limit "sucka my junk" to a definition. bitch.

J-rod: SUCKA MY JUNK, BITCH!

sucka my junk by two spotter mgee November 22, 2003

trunk in the junk 

A large genital package.

That boy's got a trunk in the junk.

trunk in the junk by B. Leonard July 24, 2008