jackage

1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.

1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.

by jacks offten December 27, 2007

Jack Bauer

1) n. the most god-like, terrifying superhuman entity known to man.

2) v. to complete a task no matter how impossible that task may seem.

1) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
OR
Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness

2) Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.

by specs92 April 9, 2009

hill jack

1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

see also:
redneck
hill billy
yahoo
nascar
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
camaro
monte carlo
welfare
mullet
summer teeth
hick
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
sister

honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.

by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004

JACK WAD

A person containing the attributes of both a "Jack ass" and a "Dick wad". Having a inept attitude or ignorance.

Larry is such a JACK WAD for stealing my car.

by Scuba Steve October 30, 2003

jack of all trades

a person who is good at many things but has no particular specialty (often with master of none at the end)

My friend was a jack of all trades.

by The Return of Light Joker February 22, 2009

Jack Choi

An Oakland slang basically meaning a man with no driving experience attempting to drift(Initial d)

Damn that guy pulled a Jack Choi and almost got us killed!

by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008

pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009