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1)inbred, backwoods, mullet wearin, coors light drinkin, govt cheese eatin, chat room trolling, c.o.p.s. watchin, 4x4_dually_quad cab_with the calvin sticker drivin, old_couch_on_the_porch sittin, bowlin alley hangin, cow shit flingin, grade repeatin, gots me a double wide, waste of human space/space of human waste.

2)people that argue over which tastes better, budweiser or coors? or which truck is the best, ford, chevy or dodge?

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hill billy
white trash
trailer trash
trans am
monte carlo
summer teeth
jerry springer
yonder, y'all, fixin
honest officer, i was just helpin the sheep over the fence.

yup, cletus is still a virgin, his sister's on the track team ya know.

ma, where's my wranglers? i got a date.
by studebacherhoch January 15, 2004
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From the southern region of the Midwest (see Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Western Pennsylvania and the better part of West Virginia). Hilljacks have a penchant for sleeveless t-shirts, Blackfoot and Molly Hatchet and low-end regional beer. Family gatherings come in the form of cookouts and all of them culminate in drunken brawls and multiple arrests. Young hilljack chicks are usually very attractive but undergo a metamorphosis sometime after they have their third kid before the age of twenty.
The creeper driving by you in the old van with the twisted roof rack and the smell of weed and urine billowing from the passenger side window that is halfway down, crooked and off it's track. The van also sports a confederate flag plate holder and an uncovered snow tire on the back.
by sNoWmAnG May 07, 2004
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A poor, lower-class, white trash person who believes he/she is better or of a higher class than a hillbilly. Tends to make fun of hillbillies or hicks believing that he /she is not one.
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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a slightly educated cousin to the hillbilly found in small towns off the beaten path of modern society or outside a 75 mile radius of a major retail mall.
examples are limitless because of the United States failure to recognize and correct the problems with education and poverty.
by John (SC) January 18, 2005
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A person from the rural, hilled areas of Kentucky, Indiana, Tennessee, Ohio, West Virginia, Pennsylvania, and Virginia.
Descended from the origional settlers of the area, the hilljack has managed to avoid inbreeding and a lack of education; however, the hilljack tends to share certain social problems with their redneck cousins, such as excessive drinking, anger management, and Republican loyalism.
while the redneck and hillbilly are proud conservatives, only the hilljack will take the time to vote.
by a hiljack May 19, 2007
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A rare species of hillbilly found in the small town of Sedro-Woolley, WA. These people can be found wearing chainsaw oil covered Overals, with a Stihl chainsaw dirty hat and romeos. The tend to never change out of their work clothes pior to social outings, for example; (Grocery Store, Resturant, and bar.) Often talk about how to set chokers and slay you a salmon on the Skagit. They typically identified by driving older lifted 1980's Toyota 4x4's with extra large CB attenta and a Rebel Confederate flag.
Cletus the hilljack perfers to take home his sister after a good drunken night at the bar drinking Schmidts beer.
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What on Earth is a HillJack??

Hillbilly + Jack of all Trades = HillJack

The term HillJack refers to people who live in remote, rural, and somewhat mountainous regions of the United States (closely related to the people known as “Hillbillies” or “Rednecks”). A HillJack is competent at performing many skilled task (mostly manual labor), but is not the master of any one. The HillJack is described as an extremely proud American (somewhat backward and socially unsophisticated) who is willing to stand up for what He/She believes; never willing to compromise their integrity or values. HillJacks are a self reliant group who have been known to spend countless hours in pursuit of nature’s most prized creations: CATFISH, WHITE TAIL, and yes even a deer once in a while!
That hilljack ain't good for nothing but manual labor and catfishing!
by brother hilljack August 02, 2009
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