Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

by John R December 3, 2003

hairy toffee

Excrement uncleared from the hairs around the anus, being rolled into a small pea of poo.

I wanted to eat her, but when I went down I found a hairy toffee

by Monkeysutra September 14, 2008

Hairy Hound

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

Happy Safe

a greeting for close friends, like safe but make hand into a side on thumbs up (with thumb to the left) with right hand, then both twist clockwise simultaneously with friend to create thumbs up and say "happy safe" instead of "safe"

"happy safe meg"
"happy safe"
*create happy safe motion*

if your happy safe is rejected you must turn your thumbs up into a thumbs down

by Louiseoxford January 1, 2009

hairy eyelids

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

Happy Handstand

Inhale marijuana , hold it, do a handstand, exhale after 5 seconds. Some people are unable to perform a handstand without the help of a wall or a friend. Happy handstands can be done with alcohol or drugs. For maximum highness inhale the cannabis while doing the handstand.

Duuude!, I just did a Happy Handstand. I'm so blown!! You have to try it!

by TheRealByronic August 4, 2010

happy morning sitdown

A polite way of saying 'Taking a shit', used by a presenter on a London radio station.

How can people be happy in Australia, where you have to check the entire room before taking your happy morning sitdown?

by MisterLister November 8, 2010