Golfdilocks

A golfer who only plays in weather that's just right. Not too hot, not too cold. No rain, no snow

You know Ron won't play today, he's Golfdilocks and it's only 62 degrees out.

by Pynball22 April 22, 2022

Golf

A sport for the LGBTQ community, specifically the G...Fags

My gay friend, Nick, plays Golf.

by GEA7042 April 26, 2022

Golf

The world's most boring sport you will every play or hear about

Person 1: hey wanna go golfing?
Person 2:sure why not

Person 2 fell asleep as soon as they made it to the course

by Quality user May 8, 2022

Golf Bandit

Anyone called Ross

That lad Ross at the golf club he’s such a golf bandit

by Icecool108 June 21, 2022

Golfitis

When your wife is just sick and tired of you playing golf all the time and neglecting her. Some cases can get quite severe resulting in broken marriages and separations

I’m sick and tired of you playing golf every weekend and developing golfitis

by darksnake June 29, 2022

Golfit

An outfit purchased by the ultra elite to play the world's most uptight sport of golf. Men look like drunk Mormons and women look like slutty tennis stars.

I spilt scotch on myself at the country club so I will need my butler to choose another golfit before we play.

by kdman1996 July 7, 2022

Golfcan

The golf version of “trash can.” When someone is really bad at golf, they would be called a golf can. Especially people who throw tantrums.

You that guy Noah? He always throws a fit about hitting his ball in the water! He is a golfcan!

by Donkeytoot August 22, 2022