mytho-science

noun; a field of science in which mythological or mystical ideas were transformed into scientific knowledge, acknowledging the role of myth in the early development of human understanding.

The ancient belief in divine beings controlling the weather was a mytho-science that inspired early meteorological studies, leading to the scientific understanding of atmospheric phenomena

by ARog59 August 28, 2024

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

bayside health sciences academy

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers

"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"

by mbvbitch July 3, 2021

Science

The result of a perception in which all naturally occurring phenomena will comply with each other in a discrete and static manner; (2) the process by which such phenomena are judged. See also: Scientific Method; (3) proof of such judgment; (4. v.) to take such judgment for granted, or, to apply it in practice.

1. "The sky is white!" "Well...Science says otherwise, for now."
2. "We used Science, e.g. verified the current hypothetical coefficients with reality."
3. Genetics provides a formal Science that supports the Theory of Evolution.
4. "Wanna build a robot?" "Fosho, let's science!"

by soloyoloyuppie42 June 21, 2017

Science

A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.

There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

Local Science

Fancy word for 'thinking'

According to local science, the answer to 2+2 = 6. How the scientists came by that conclusion, is unknown.

by Partydoos January 20, 2020

Science Class

Total uncoordinated chaos where nothing gets done

“Mr X, how would you describe science class?”
“Chaos, pure chaos.”

by weeser_ January 27, 2022