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Get the florida mob mug.Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.
Typically lethal.
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Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.
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by Thornbrier August 26, 2017
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jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
jeff 2: Not suprised, its Florida am I right?
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Get the Florida mug.When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.
“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”
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“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”
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Get the Florida Canal Cake mug.Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.
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