crando

Crando refers to two different yet fitting concepts. The first being a kung fu move which is capable to execute upon the strike/A specific condition that crawls under your skin and gives you the worst case of the blahs you have ever had. Usually brought on by certain individuals who tend to blend into ones' life from time to time.

"Bruce Lee really held his own against the Shaolin Monk he fought in the last tournament he competed in before he moved to Oakland, CA." Well man, Bruce Lee can probably defreat anyone when he kicks down the crando condition upon his uponents. As water is fluid, the cracks will remain vulnerable."/"Timothy, Jan is extra crando today. She kept popping off about Jesus Christ and Christmas to our boss, who is completely Jewish. How could you send Merry Christmas cards to your office mates that say Merry Christmans. That's fuckin' crando." "True Knocking, ever heard of happy holidays. Cause I don't want a holiday in the sun bitch..."

by Timothy Stern August 5, 2007

crank fuckin'

1. fucking in a ridiculous fast manner.
2. fucking as seen in the movie, Crank.

Boy: Sweetie, what do you want to do tonight?
Girl: I don't know about you, but I'm up for some crank fuckin'!

by Jilly Filly October 13, 2008

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

cranstoning

Walking around aimlessly in your underwear or occasionally appearing nude in public with no previous recollection of one's whereabouts, where one assumes plausible deniability. Also known as Walter-Whiteing.

Wife: I just finished folding your laundry.
Husband: It's okay, I'm Cranstoning today for the Breaking Bad marathon.

by amcbreakingbad September 28, 2013

CRANKIT

A term that is used to describe to a horn player that they need to get gud.

YOU JUST GOTTA CRANKIT BRYAN CRANKIT!

by DaNerdLord August 28, 2018

The Cranston

The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs.

The Cranston is The scale in which one grades the gap distance between a girl's thighs. Measured 1-3, it's based on how many imaginary horizontal fingers one could place in said gap. The higher the number (a 3 Cranston), the more space (which means more air flow, which results in a nicer situation down there). The lower the number, means she's fat and her thighs rub against each other.

by Dick Victory May 19, 2015

cranbourne

1. a dirty whole in the ground. possily the entrence to hell.
2. to be robbed or attacked in a full frontal assault, as per the cultural traditions of the area

1. i was walking between berwick and langy and fell into this great disgusting pit of hobos and bums
2. oh man, i just got cranbourned (by your mom)

by Bluebrent October 17, 2008