Chester Mustache

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

by !Sexy_Time! December 26, 2009

Willie Chester

a person who is gay or retarted

Terence is a Willie Chester

by Birdkilla05 October 27, 2003

chestery

A guy who seems like he would or has molested children or raped a woman.

"that guy at the park was so chestery I had to take my kids back home!"

by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

Cheekers

An amazing cat, who had been thought to have a bad back left leg, but who had a heart tumor. LICH! We will never forget you. You will always be part of the Spectacular Sixes and the Cheekers Fan Club! MMRF loves you very much. She will try to win for you in Jeopardy, but she will have to beat me. Love you forever.

M: Who is the best cat in the world?
G: *pretends to think and says* Garfield?
M: Guess again G.
G: *takes answer seriously* It's Cheekers M.
M: I know he is amazing.

by chuckie taylors September 26, 2018

Cleeter

My anus is loud si I named it cleeter but my pets anus is cleetus

Cleeter fortfort

by Catty meow April 25, 2019

mr chesterfield

A teacher, if you are 1 second late for his class your gone. Also Mr Chesterfield says "Be On Time", Other names, Mr Chesterfield, Mr Chestiballs, Senior Ballos Chesty and Chesty

Mate, we have to hurry uo for Mr Chesterfields class were gone.

Mr Ballos Chesty smells of sweat and dirt

by fucking hell mate October 22, 2013

cheeser

A totally hot little chickie that you just want to grab and bang the friggin hell out of.

Dude, check out those cheesers over there!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007