Austin Watts

Looks kinda like Wolverine. Son of Joseph Stalin. Watches Anime Porn for the "entertainment"

Austin Watts I thought I told you to stop watching that hentai

by KENNY THE THICCC BOI May 14, 2018

Austin Mckinney

The epicenter of a pussy in the losest of vaginal canals. Pussy so bad you’d prefer Langston’s mom.

Your being such an Austin Mckinney pussy bitch right now

by PussydestroyerXXX6969 April 9, 2018

austin bullock

Hot handsome sexy man

Omg look at that Austin bullock

by gcviygvg March 1, 2017

Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.

“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”

by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021

Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

Austin Gouker

Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.

Austin Gouker is so hot!

by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018

Austin Dickens

The boy who makes his truck soo big to substitute for his little dick who packs fattys then takes a 12 inch penis up his ass yea I know him

Austin Dickens the kid who can do what he wants in school cause he is a grandmas boi

by Uncle jim bean December 15, 2018