A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.
"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."
"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."
"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."
"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."
"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."
by pmizzle March 7, 2014
Get the slut windowmug. When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,
by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014
Get the window wavermug. The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017
Get the Window of Slopportunitymug. by BigIanDries June 18, 2018
Get the Window sleepmug. Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
by charger752 October 22, 2010
Get the window of napportunitymug. by Snowy slope February 22, 2019
Get the window pastemug. A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
Get the Window Earsmug.