Party Wasted

a method of partying that is consistant with "on the road" by jack kerouac. living life to the ultimate extreme.
is not limited to the over consumption of alcohol/drugs, but usually works out better. one could easily "party wasted" at church or a library.
also can be used a greeting or parting.

ex1: "we went to the kelly clarkson show last night. we were so party wasted. don hooked up with a high schooler."

ex2: man1: "Hey party wasted?"
man2: "mostly, i got to get going, but hey party wasted?"

ex3: "Party Wasted"

by Cosmo S. February 17, 2006

Wasted Confidence

The confidence that a usually very shy person gets when drunk.

To be shy until you get wasted related to drunk say.

Confidence that's useless to have because you are intoxicated therefore it does not improve your nerdy state.

Brenda is usually a very shy sweet but self-conscious girl, until John got her drunk.

John to Bill: Jill has all this confidence tonight...I like!

Bill: Bro its just wasted confidence she's still shy and awkward.

by Demenyaca June 3, 2010

Wastey Boots

The one person that gets noticeably drunker than anyone else in the group and/or does something outrageous to earn a wastey boots name.

Erin is doing the monkey in her underwear! Her wastey boots name is now Wastey Monkey Boots.

by bvmoney June 10, 2010

Wasted Wankertunnity

Where one does not engage in masterbation because they believe they will not have enough time to get a quality jerk in. However the expected time is wildly underestimated and they could have wanked in the aforementioned time frame.

DUDE 1: "Man I could have masterbated last night, but I thought my parents would get home. But then they took 2 hours longer than I thought!"

DUDE 2: "What a wasted wankertunnity brah!"

by VruhBaccum January 24, 2016

Wasted Wank

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

lunar wasted

when an individual is so inebriated, they can not feel gravity.

I was so lunar wasted last night, we left orbit

by LunarWaster September 5, 2010

ShitPiss Wasted

When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.

Yeah, he's ShitPiss Wasted

by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010