wanker spanker

Something resembling a cockslap. Usually across their other partner's face or genitals.

Mary confessed to her boyfriend that she just gets wild of being wanker spanked.

by Lacey January 18, 2005

Waked

v. to be wasted and baked simultaneously.

"Dude, I was soooo waked last night. I should not have shotgunned 10 beers after having smoked 3 bowls.."

by L-dubb February 18, 2009

wankel

ReCorrection: Felix Wankel invented A PISTONLESS ROTARY ENGINE, now known as the Wankel engine. It is a perfection of the original rotary engines, mainly used in airplanes. He did not invent the rotary engine, the same way that the Kimberly-Clark corporation (makers of the Kleenex) did not invent blowing your nose into something.

The Wankel under the hood of his Mazda broke down.

by Epsilon Rho Tau Omega March 22, 2010

Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

coin wanker

one who participates in coin wanking.

That coin wanker won't stop coin wanking.

by Coin Action February 11, 2009

F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

What a cheater in Warzone is called and also the #1 thing I say over death chat when I'm thirsty for some attention...

*Gets killed by someone in Warzone* Me over death chat: F#cking Cheating F#cking Wanker!

by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021

wankerific

adj.

describes one who is characteristic of a wanker.

*also used as slang to describe someone who is being a moron.

some porn stars are just totally wankerific.

geez, why does cory have to be so wankerific?!

by pantelones quesos July 2, 2004