Bored To Tears

This is a brunch with your In-Laws on Superbowl Sunday (with no TV)that lasts until the Post-Game interviews.

I had brunch with my In-Laws last Superbowl Sunday talking about Sushi recipes and Wallpaper. Let me tell you I was Bored To Tears.

by Mojo Maniac August 17, 2008

Male Tears

When men, particularly MRAs whine over trivial things, we say this word. This term was used long before MRAs decided to add it to Urban Dictionary and change the definition. They changed it because they are easily offended by everything.

Sean: Scott was upset that Jenna only wanted to be friends. He ranted on Facebook about how he was a nice guy and that life's not fair. It was a pretty angry rant.

Casey: Well, rejection is a part of life. Some men act like they're entitled to women. Mmmmm, male tears.

by XiggyMoondust April 28, 2016

Fanboy Tears

Its cum from triggered fans, mainly over characters they hate.
Its used in a mocking why, as to laugh at their hate toward that character.

"Welp, Luke died and I'm a may-sue, time to drink those Fanboy tears"

by RicBoi2010 June 12, 2018

gin tears

The soul crushing depression and guilt that grips you the morning after the night before. A hangover of such monumental proportions that although you want to cry, your poor dehydrated body can only produce one solitary oily gin-scented tear. see oily gin tears

He woke, with gummed-up eyelids and fiery mouth and a back that seemed to be broken. Two gin tears trickled down the sides of his nose.

by keenytn1 December 23, 2008

pear-pa-tear

another way of saying "papertowel"

Usually is said the most while being extremely fucking high

Can I have a pear-pa-tear?

by BlueAnaconda 1 January 27, 2011

Rittenhouse Tears

Similar to crocodile tears. A display of emotion and anguish that is clearly faked, because there are no actual tears.

"That guy didn't care about what he did, that wasn't real, those were Rittenhouse Tears!"

by VictimofGLaDOS November 13, 2021

tearpurge

TEARPURGE noun When for no apparent reason, or even for a very specific reason, a person bursts into a crying spell, (tears dropping in bucketfulls, rolls of paper towells consumed) lasting anywhere from 30 seconds to many hours, ultimately leaving the person feeling cleansed and refreshed with joy.

While attending her fathers golf outing, Princess Marianna was quickly reminded of her childhood pet rabbit BUNNYBALL and burst out into a tearpurge, with all spectators' eyes quickly shifting from golf tournament to her.

by stellar60 April 18, 2010