Cabbage tits

A word used to describe the worst breasts ever. Cabbage tits are usually very large, droopy, veiny tits and can be found on most obese women.

I took a girl home last night , everything was going smoothly until i undid her bra and found out she had cabbage tits.

by The Gomez June 2, 2009

as tits

A suffix used to add emphasis to something, it can related to absolutely any situation.

Zach: "you did you see that bitch?"
Keegan: "yeah man she was hot as tits"

Jesse: "that bitch i ate out last night was fishy as tits"

by Biggz89 June 27, 2008

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

Ski-slope tits

Breasts that (large or small) hang down from a woman's chest and then gradually slope outwards and up where the nipple is at the apex pointing outwards if not up. They are NOT droopy or saggy and are not flat against her body.

Any woman whose breasts start forming low on her torso and then slope out away from her body in such a way that they DO NOT point down, droop or hang can be said to have "ski-slope tits".

When you can look at a woman's profile and see that her boobs are almost to her stomach, yet they slope out from her body in such a way that she could use her nipples as headlights while walking down the road; looking ahead and not down has "ski-slope tits".

by mtstew August 14, 2009

titism

basically a cult which worships tits

Vince:whoa...look at them big titties
Habib:As a follower of titism...BOOYAH!!!!

by evil_m0nkey July 1, 2006

whale tits

a heavyset woman, resembling the form of a whale, with overly large breasts.

Hey Chad, you should go make a move on whale tits over there. She is making me salty.

by Chad D January 22, 2008

Big, Fat Oprah Tits

Something grotesque yet appealing in a perverse way.

Banging her was big, fat Oprah tits but better than nothing.

by Ricki August 9, 2004