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Sweaterman Syndrome

A disorder in which overconsumption of alcohol--specifically beer--induces a large, jiggling midsection that causes the sufferer to wear sweaters on a daily basis.
His development of sweaterman syndrome decreased his mediocre score on the Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale substantially.
by youdabestttt November 2, 2011
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Sweaty Game Shop

slang term for any of a number of second hand tech places (notably CEX). this term on the main refers to the aroma of the clientele of such establishments, brought on by excessive thumb use and straining too hard to look at screens.
hey buddy! is there a sweaty game shop around here where I can offload this old iphone for a bit of cash for some weed?
by bigjeff75 June 20, 2013
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sweaty pelican

A girl on her knees symmetrically jerking a cock in each hand. The motion resembles the flapping of a sweaty pelican followed by a screaching plea for "caaaawk!"
Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"
by mackarelcock October 18, 2013
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sweater snake

Judy: Wow, the way the foreskin wraps around the penis looks kind of like a snake wearing a sweater!
Paul: One could even call it a sweater snake...
by Clitty Clout February 21, 2014
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Sweating Online

When a person gets sweaty during cyber-sex, phone sex, or cam sex while on a hallucinatory drug.
Kendra walked out of her room all sweaty from her cam session with Greg while on Molly. She hoped her family didn't find out that she'd been sweating online.
by SuicidalCucumber January 4, 2015
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sweat donut

A sweat ring on your shirt caused from the hair around your belly button gathering sweat.
After exercising, I had to change shirts because I had a sweat donut.
by The_Difference97 March 27, 2015
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Sweater Dog

Noun
An unflushed turd that has rested calmly in a toilet bowl long enough to have developed a "halo" of discolored water.

Verb
The act of leaving such a turd, either intentionally or accidentally.
When Sally entered the stall, she gagged at sight of a sweater dog in the bowl.

The waitress finally figured out which customer was responsible for sweater dogging the men's room every Saturday morning.

Celeste hates being sweater dogged!
by Bertha FD April 28, 2015
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