Squirrel chimney

When a squirrel projectile diarrheas in an intense and continuous manner.

DO NOT go outside, there is a squirrel chimney occurring!

by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018

Squirrel

A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.

See also Dean Winchester

Wow, did you see the latest episode of Merlin? Arthur's such a squirrel!

by Dark hole of depression October 3, 2018

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Squirrel Neck

A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels

Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.

by Bali50 May 16, 2019

Squirrel

The only acceptable food for a nice Friday Night Dinner

”A lovely bit of squirrel”

by Urban-Words July 18, 2019

Squirrel Boy

this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.

that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet

by urmom17 April 23, 2019