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Spongebomb

Master of the flort
Did you see that guy's handshake technique? What an absolute Spongebomb
by Flortysponge July 4, 2019
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Sponkdus

When you f*rt/sh*t in a girls pussy and then eat her out
Darron did you sponkdus penny last night?
by BlastingPark159 July 14, 2019
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Sponkenberry

The ancient Germanic practice of applying berries to the buttocks of a naked friend (lying face down) and then thwacking the buttocks with a fish, splatting the berries in the process.
"Damn, I hate the cleaning up after a Sponkenberry session" "Ja, but the experience is so revitalizing"
by Splod99 April 9, 2019
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sponsored content

Snonym for advertisement or click-bait. Also called "promoted content", to trick the people who *finally* figured out sponsored content also means "bullshit follows".

It's usually some picture completely out of context for the advert, just there to draw your attention to the fraudlent, errr, sponsored content. These spurious pictures used to bounce around in their frames, before the Geneva Convention outlawed those mechanisms (and HTML flash tags) as crimes against humanity.

Underneath each spurious photo will be a partial headline designed to create a curiosity or "intellectual" itch that needs to scratched. For instance, "Doctors recommend that all parents of three headed babies do this..". Sometimes these lies, err, partial headlines are keyed to you location, in order to astonish you that something "important" is happening nearby. For instance "If you live near Ulan Bator, your mortgage could be paid...". Sponsored content usually appears in groups of four to six turds, or frames, at the end of an article. Nowadays, a real story may lurk in the fecal matter, to try to fool you into clicking on one of the nearby stools.
1) Never click on sponsored content; it can summon the devil, or something even more evil from Taboola!

2) "Sponsored content" is related to "useful" as "Jussie Smollett" is to "truthful".
by therealmookmerkin April 11, 2019
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SpongeBob boxers

When a person's boxers are full of feces and urine making them Brown and yellow just like SpongeBob ( occasionally you might also find red just like his tie or white like his shirt
Haha look at him he has SpongeBob boxers
by Alex fagan November 6, 2019
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SpongeKnob SquareNuts

one of my favorite things to make my friends watch
Tyler: In order to join the cool kids club you have to watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts
Me:Dying with laughter
by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020
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Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
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