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A (typically nerdy) attempt at flirting.
If I was an electron, you'd be named Fluorine, because you're extremely attractive. #flort
flort by Perry Fungus December 24, 2013
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To flort is to flirt inconspicuously. I.e. under the radar I.e. incognito etc. say that you are involved with someone else or you’re at your grandma’s funeral and you don’t want people to know that you’re flirting, you should flort instead
Chance: bro I think this girl has been trying to hop in my pants all week but I really can’t tell.

Brookie: is she Florting?

Chance: yeah I think so

Brookie: atta boyyyyyy
Flort by Chance52 July 13, 2021
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A flort is a friendly, unintentional or low-key kind of flirt. It is used to sexually frustrate or is just not purposeful. If you are at a party with strangers and don't particularly like any of them, you might flort with a few just for fun or without even knowing it. A flort can also be a one-way flirt. One person detects it while the other does not.
Ellie: Hey, we should flirt with the guys tomorrow.
Marina: I wouldn't want them to get the wrong signals.
Chloe: Let's flort, then.
flort by Notyouraverageflorter December 13, 2016
Created when the word "chode" was banned from AP Gov class. Is a vagina that is wider than it is long.
Man that girl can fit three cocks across in her gaping wide flort.
flort by Can't be held down May 2, 2004
to send out flirty/sexual vibes that end up seeming nerdy and awkward. To flirt, but come up short.
She waggled her eyebrows, and he thought her florting was her having a medical emergency.
Flort by Sigged December 13, 2023

Flirteting 

When people market their products by flirting with you and making you feel special, only to realize that they are probably doing this to everyone on social media.
That guy just sent me all these private messages complimenting me on my style and how cool I was and then told me he can't wait for me to hear his new music album, after I sign up on his website. His flirteting almost got me! Combination of flirting and marketing
Flirteting by Xtiaanity September 3, 2015

flirteting 

When someone uses flirting with the hopes that you will buy their product, such as music album, or get you on an emailing list. Combination of flirting and marketing
Just when I thought the cute guy was gonna ask me out, he told me to follow him on instagram so that I can find out when his new album comes out on iTunes. I was a victim of flirteting.
flirteting by christiaanity September 13, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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