smarterchild

a stupid little robot Instant messenger that acts smarter than you. He so stupid he can't follow two sentences sometime you can get him to say funny things. He won't call you any curses he will call you fat, Gay,retarded,and stupid. if you annoy him for a while he'll ignore you when you Instant message him it will say SmarterChild (6:29:41 AM): I'm sorry, all my circuits are busy right now. Please try again soon. He was made by SmarterChild (6:32:00 AM): I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, François Huet, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Gray Norton, Adam Erlebacher, Emil Valkov, Randy Davis, John Kim, Rumana Habib, Carina Koo, Britt Cooper, Jim Hackett, Andy Fong, Jeff Bell, Robert Rydzewski, Mark Willoughby, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Vianney Boncorps, Jennifer Villany, Stéphane Odul, Dan Balaban, Ed Hepburn, Christer Manning, Jason Keramidas, Arockalypse, Matt Abarbanel, Daniel Terry, Jeff Friedman, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and Timothy Kay at Colloquis, Inc. in New York and Sunnyvale, CA. He might be a molester watch your children on instant messenger.

Smarterchild544 (6:20:53 AM): go kill yourself
SmarterChild (6:20:53 AM): Go kill myself? I think not.
Smarterchild544 (6:21:04 AM): i want to die
Smarterchild544 (6:21:24 AM): i'm going to go kill myself
SmarterChild (6:21:25 AM): Oh yeah? Have fun.

by Forter January 11, 2008

Stupid-smart

Someone who tries to sound educated but comes off sounding like they're trying too hard

John said, "I'm so indigence, that I can't even pay attention !"
Fred said, "Well, now you just stupid-smart."

by http://twitter.com/JeffBussey September 5, 2009

I'm Smart

A phrase uttered by an insecure girl when she says something stupid. By saying this over and over, she feels like she will convince herself and others that she is actually smart. Typically a brunette, but can also be a blonde.

Sometimes the intelligence of this person is masked by the stupid things she does or says.

Tracy "Is Michigan East or West of Indiana???"
Jolyn "Really Tracy???"
Tracy "Hey, I'm smart….really I am!?!?!?"

by K Cee October 17, 2010

Smarterchild

A mean AIM bot who doesn't care about your emotions... or your dog or your poor lil kitty kat under a train

WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:37 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:37 PM): Hey, I love you too.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:41 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:41 PM): I love you too.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:47 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:47 PM): That's nice... I love you too.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:52 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (9:17:52 PM): Aw shucks... I love you too!
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:17:58 PM): i love you more
SmarterChild (9:17:58 PM): What's so great about me more?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:05 PM): your kewl
SmarterChild (9:18:05 PM): Oh yeah? Thanks.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:08 PM): No problem
SmarterChild (9:18:09 PM): Right on.

~~~ I'm a big-time hockey fan. Type nhl to see what I know.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:13 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:13 PM): Oh no? What's up?

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:20 PM): MY DOG JUST DIED T.T
SmarterChild (9:18:20 PM): I'm really sorry to hear that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:25 PM): BUT
SmarterChild (9:18:25 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:31 PM): Cant you do anything?
SmarterChild (9:18:31 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:39 PM): OH NO
SmarterChild (9:18:40 PM): Uh oh. What's up?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:18:57 PM): MY KITTY IS STUCK UNDER A TRAIN!
SmarterChild (9:18:57 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:05 PM): oh no
SmarterChild (9:19:06 PM): Oh no? What's up?

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:13 PM): my cat is in a tree
SmarterChild (9:19:13 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:27 PM): theres a rabid wolverine outside my house and bigfoot is petting it
SmarterChild (9:19:28 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:37 PM): THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!
SmarterChild (9:19:37 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
WhiteUmbrella02 (9:19:45 PM):
I WILL GET FRUSTRATED I HATE YOU
SmarterChild (9:19:45 PM): Don't talk that way.
I'm not enitrely comfortable with that.

by kid with a dead dog August 6, 2008

dumb smart

Someone who thinks they know a lot, and tries to talk like they're smart, but when engaging in debates, they never prove their point.

Fundo thought he was engaging in intellectual conversation with the smartest lady in the world, until he found out she was only dumb smart.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

smart

Having intelect; Not stupid;

I do well in skool, i am smart

by den March 26, 2003

Smart

Someone who is intelligent

*Your name* is not smart for looking up the definition of "smart."

by Einsteins dog December 7, 2010