by ploikm October 18, 2008
Get the down shirting mug.The action you take when something online suprises you so much you find yourself hitting BOTH shift keys to type your response in caps.
by Nate Lavelle August 29, 2011
Get the Double Shifting mug.Related Words
The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.
by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010
Get the a-shirting mug.When you cum in a girls mouth, hold her mouth shut, punch her in the stomach and the cum comes out her nose.
by Furiuos D July 2, 2005
Get the spitting dragon mug.1.) Reference to excrementation / defecation in the form of a mushy mess; the result of a high banana diet.
2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
--------------------- - -------------------
2.) Euphemism for diarrhea OR constipation. Generally, bowel irregularity.
3.) Literally, shitting out a single banana repeatedly (or multiple bananas) from one's ass following insertion for amusement.
4.) A miserable condition resulting from a witch's curse.
5.) Slang term for the consequence of drinking too much chlorine bleach; causing one's turds to appear yellow like stinky bananas from the bleaching action.
<In attempts to defeat urine analysis>WARNING<Please, kids, never ever try this at home>
--------------------- - -------------------
EXAMPLES;
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
1.) "Little Johnny (the adopted Mormon Circus Chimp) is SHITTIN' BANANAS all over the couch and the carpet. Get rid of him, Joe -- sell him! But try to get your monquisworth."
2.) CUSTOMER: "Excuse me, but I'm SHITTIN BANANAS. Can you help me?"
DRUGGIST: "Yes sir, what you need is blah blah. It'll fix you right up."
3.) "George, I really wish you had NOT shown me your little trick about you
SHITTIN' BANANAS. I'll never be able to think of you in the same way now.
4.) "Ever since Luke kicked over old Lady Johnson's flower's he's been SHITTIN' BANANAS. I think she sicked the demons on him.
5.) "Man, I really needed that job so I drank Clorox to help me pass the piss test and, dude! I'm SHITTIN' BANANAS now! And it ain't f*ckin' funny, dammit!
by Bongo Cholomongo September 20, 2006
Get the shittin' bananas mug.WTF? That lab report is due tomorrow? You gotta be shittin me!
Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.
Don't be shittin me, or ill shove my fist into your lying mouth.
by da bird January 4, 2006
Get the shittin mug.by goegrnia June 23, 2015
Get the spitting bars mug.