Season

to change, to add to, or to spice things up.

Why don't we season this party?

by S.A.K. June 24, 2005

Sexmonster

A horrible creature derived from a series of both male and female human reproductive organs. The main body consists of a large gaping vagina (which may or may not be soggy) surrounded in a large fleshy sack. Sexmonsters have uncannilly large arms. Two immense penises sprout from it's head and one drags between it's stubby yet muscular legs. The penises can become erect or flacid depending on it's mood. It feasts primarilly on babies doused in it's own semen (used for easier digestion).

Citizen A: "Oh my god it's the sexmonster!"
Citizen B: "Protect your children!"
Sexmonster: "GUBLAAARRGH!"

by Wesley Dale April 26, 2006

open season

the act of lifting someones shirt and slapping them in the back with both hands. Most effective when performed with an accomplice. obviously it must be a surprise to the victim for maximum hilarity.

Dude, did you just see Danny open season Keith Edie into those lockers? He cried.

by reid sellen January 8, 2009

Shamone

1) A Worldwide holiday celebrated on June 25th that encourages charity, in an effort to "Heal the World".

2) A Michael Jackson themed party celebrated on June 25th according to www.themichaeljacksonholiday.com

Hey girl, check out my red leather jacket I bought for the Shamone party on Friday?

That's dope, I'm wearing a sexy, short, tight, black dress, a fadora hat, a diamond crested glove and some diamond anklets like socks. I'm gonna be the sexiest girl at the Shamone.

Or

I donated $1,000 to Haiti for Shamone.

by trulyo March 22, 2010

Fckboi season

the time between halloween and st patricks day in which fuck shit takes place more often than normal; a result of cuffing season

Why are you being so obnoxious?!
Tis the season! (fckboi season)

by yourmajesty December 11, 2013

Seasonal

When a person is rarely seen or around for a short period of time

He so seasonal, he only shows up to one of games per year.

by darealmr.reaper September 24, 2016

mozart season

An amazingly talented band from Sacramento that is in no way affiliated with Jamies Elsewhere, and infact, they are much better than Jamies Elsewhere.
Mozart Season has sold out the majority of shows they played at the former Roseville venue, The Underground.

Omg Mozart Season is such a good band.
www.myspace.com/mozartseason

by just another LA girl September 28, 2008