Soft and Giggly

The way you feel after a few glasses of champagne and a smoke. Often prompts uncontrollable giggles and general sense of happiness. Beyond your standard "good mood".

I am feeling soft and giggly after that last glass of champagne.

by yummy_mummy March 31, 2010

soft cock

What someone uses to fuck you over while trying to convice you that you are getting the better end of the deal.

When my new boss took my corner office and hot steno in exchange for a cubicle near the bathroom and a promise of future "developmental" opportunities he really fucked me with a "soft cock".

by 19Bearhunter March 29, 2008

soft serve

The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.

I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!

by Hank Reed March 1, 2005

soft landing

Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.

I knew my boss was in the next cubicle so I had to make it a soft landing.

by real name October 22, 2014

soft cunt

Someone who isn't 'onto' it, doesn't understand something or things in general.

'wah ya soft cunt' 'what u upto ya soft cunt' 'SOFT CUNT!' 'urr ya soft cunt'

by ARMS March 29, 2005

soft taco

code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing

"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"

"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."

by Liz July 18, 2005

soft cursing

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)

a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)

i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!

real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!

steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)

let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!

she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself

suckle my dual function drainage hose!!

the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!

by michael foolsley June 20, 2011