saltdozer

When someone with an attitude containing sodium shoves their behavior on others, creating a salty atmosphere

Brad is always negative in the group chat, he's such a saltdozer.

by DjDaddyIssues February 5, 2018

Saltenhordin

Keeping the condiments in front of you at a large table.

"Stop saltenhordin and pass the olive oil," said the irritated dinner guest to her fellow diner at the other end of the table.

by Pequot May 7, 2018

Salting her cod

Noun nutting inside a girls pussy

Oh shit I was Salting her cod last night !!!!

by Deke freak June 14, 2018

Salt

Salt is a misspelling of assault.

"Damn Camy f you and dady gurmek are really salty that black boi."

by xXx_The_Real_Sniper_Dean_xXx February 21, 2018

salted shiner

When you give a girl a black eye then jizz on it.

I gave her a salted shiner last night.

by Oakrainbow February 23, 2018

Saltbag

Normally a military reference:
A mix between (salty) and (shitbag).
A disgruntled member of a group.
(Adj)

"The E4 mafia sure are bunch of saltbags."

by Marcdrawspictures February 23, 2018

Salt friend

Someone you joke around with; making fun of someone or each other even.

Offensive or jokes.

Person 1 texts person 2: hey slut bag !
Person 2 texts back: lol hey man whore, hows being a slut?
Person 1: lmao it’s good mate, I just totally ditched an ugly girl it was funny
Person 2: lol dude you’re a prick, but funny shit whatcha do?
Person 1: told her to meet me somewhere and didn’t show lmao

Person 2: haha savage dude, we have such a salty friendship.

Person 1: you’re my only salt friend that understands lol

by Parker_ December 8, 2018