Political Appearance

When your significant other has a party that will be attended by people that you either don't know, or don't care about. You don't want to go, but you go anyway to safe face and/or give the illusion that you don't hate them.

Wife: "You can't do that Saturday, we have that Scrubs-themed costume party at the Smiths' that evening."

You: "I'll go, but I'm only making a political appearance."

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Coworker (sarcastically): "So, I'll see you at the holiday party, eh?"

You: "I dunno, I overheard my boss talking about possible promotions. I think it's worth at least making a political appearance."

Political Appearance by sm4k December 2, 2010

political identity privilege 

The idea that an individual being a supporter of the Republicans or Democrats can give that individual more power and influence than an individual who is a supporter of a nonmainstream political party or an individual who practices political neutrality, because of the fact that most people will be more likely to respect, listen to, and value the opinion of an individual is a supporter of the Republicans or Democrats than an individual who is a supporter of a nonmainstream political party or an individual who practices political neutrality.

Kenny: I heard that Britany had a disagreement with Dylan because some views of his views about climate change didn’t entirely match the views held by her and certain Democratic leaders. They both believe that climate change is occurring, but, because his views didn’t match her views, she refused to even hear him out as to why he held those views and kept shooting down his ideas as to why climate change was occurring.
Isabell: I know that Britany is very strong supporter of the Democratic party and that Dylan is a supporter of the Green Rainbow Party. Britany doesn’t respect of people’s views on political issues unless the individual is a Democrat. A lot of people listen to what she has to say on various political issues, but they seldom listen to what Dylan has to say.
Kenny: Agreed. It sounds like Britany and some other people’s political identity privilege is showing.

political identity privilege by Vanguard 1998 March 10, 2021

Political 

1) Something what Belgians don't understand.
2) Steal money
3) fleeing taxes (only in Belgium and abroad)

Eva: Why are you so rich?
Bob: I'm a political.

Political by depressed schoolboy May 28, 2021

rheumatoid political adthritis 

The painful, debilitating condition that occurs during an election year. The seemingly neverending mud-slinging by politicians that choke up the TV and Radio airwaves.

"A vote for Sam Smith, is a vote for the Taliban."
Dude, I'm suffering from Rheumatoid Political Adthritis.

rheumatoid political adthritis by mike in the morning October 27, 2010

Palintician 

A new generation of women Politicians much like Sarah Palin

Mother of three, Susan wants to make a difference in her community. She decides to run for mayor. She is a true Palintician.

Palintician by CitizenPAR January 17, 2009

r/PoliticalCompassMemes 

A circle-jerking meme cult that uses anything and everything in their power to repose the infamous LibRight

"All quadrants are based.... but LibRight. F*ck 'em.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes by u/Exile4444 October 14, 2021

Political coward 

Someone who ensures their opponents are excluded from a political debate before an election. Numerous [Republican] and [Democrat]ic politicians are guilty of this.

Sexy Lady: Hey, why isn't Gary Johnson up there with Hillary Clinton and Donald [Trump]?!?

Greg: Because they are political [coward]s. They rig the system so people will forever be slaves to the two-party system.

Sexy Lady: FUCK ME GREG

*Greg fucks Sexy Lady*

Political coward by stinkywhitedick October 8, 2017