piss pump

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

by spltbird November 25, 2002

penis pump

A Vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. Mostly used by men who have no penis. Most of them don't work. I should know.....

PENIS PUMPS ARE GAY! THEY DON"T FUCKING WORK...Caleb is gay too..

by todd January 16, 2003

fist pump

an arm motion made during intense moments of musical euphoria, defined by the outward thrusting of the fist and flexing in-between repetitions. Usually done in groups of 3 or more. Can also be done inside a moving vehicle for extra style points and honks from random females

1. The beegees techno remix is on... it's fist pump time!

2. At the club, John likes to fist pump his way to the dancefloor

3. The guido fist pump is part of every successful man's nightlife

by greenek January 30, 2008

2 pump chump

noun. 1) a male who prematurely ejaculates after 2 pumps to his penis

That 2 pump chump isn't very good in bed, he always leaves me unsatisfied.

by JosephD August 30, 2006

penis pump

A device used to enlarge the penis. Pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. This will only enlarge your penis temporarily. If used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the penis but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your penis

Some guys like to use penis pumps in the bedroom

by Jason May 7, 2003

2-Pump Shuffle

A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.

That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.

by Mic E.D. November 19, 2010

prime the pump

To engage in fellatio without producing an orgasm, as a precursor to other sexual activity.

Go on down down to prime the pump first, dear.

by awhellnaw January 11, 2008