Demotivational Posters 

pictures easily found on the internet by googling "demotivational posters". The posters are composed of a picture (often funny looking, frightening, or disturbing) surrounded by a rather thick black border, and underneath the picture, in the border there is a title for the "poster" that has something to do with the picture, and underneath the title is some kind of phrase that goes into more detail than the title and makes sense of the picture in terms of what point the creator was trying to get across.

"Hey what are you doing?"

"I'm making Demotivational Posters! Here check one out"

"Oh dude that is so true! if you don't hit that jailbait, somebody else will!!"

Demotivational Posters by House J.R. March 16, 2010

toxic positivity 

An Internet-wide phenomenon of suppressing discourse such as constructive feedback, pointing out flaws and suggesting improvements. People making any of these are deemed rude, offensive, and are ousted to great lengths due to the mentality of the necessity of walking on eggshells and forcing positivity so as not to hurt anyone's feelings and create a facade of a perfect paradise.

People can't improve or face reality when toxic positivity prohibits anyone from calling out any problems they may have.

toxic positivity by notinusebysomeoneelse December 17, 2020

poseidon kiss 

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

poseidon kiss by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

poseur 

Somebody acting in a manner inconsistent with their true self.

"That stylie over there is such a poseur."

poseur by x January 22, 2003

jesus christ pose 

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

jesus christ pose by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

Post Malone

A watermelon delivered via postage

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox

Post Malone by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018

post-dubstep

A word used to describe music that takes the basic idea/sound of dubstep and takes it in a new direction, often making it more experimental and mixing it with elements of IDM, hip-hop and trip-hop. See also: future garage and wonky.

Notable artists that could be described as post-dubstep include Burial, Scuba, Mount Kimbie, James Blake, Phaeleh and Shlohmo.

post-dubstep by cheeky_cunt March 22, 2011