No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

No Nonce November by NonceNick November 2, 2021

seaming nonce 

A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled

“She such a seaming nonce, can’t stand her”

seaming nonce by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021

Cat Nonce 

Someone who puts their middle finger up the rectum of a cat

Oi Tom, how many times do you need telling, get your finger out the cats arse! Stop being a cat nonce

Cat Nonce by Manz a fish cuz December 16, 2021

Foot nonce 

Brandon, a tall slender feller from Nuneaton town who wants to know where them toes are at.

Oh boi where them toes at mate.said the foot nonce

Foot nonce by Dave cabbage December 20, 2021

Ginger nonce 

Josh logue

Josh logue is a ginger nonce

Ginger nonce by TheDoobinator March 22, 2022

gay nonce 

usually a 6ft tall 13 year old who says they like underage boys

Darnell is a gay nonce.

gay nonce by p3epee123 April 22, 2022

Reverse-nonce 

Anneliese

They are a reverse-nonce

Reverse-nonce by Terry larkin April 29, 2022