Minge Mange

Infected cunt mostly found in Essex

Don't go near her, she's got the minge mange.
I saw your mum down the clinic she's got the minge mange.

by Herman Hebridees March 26, 2008

minger/minjer

a mispronunciation of the word "minger"...so that it incorporates both "minge" (meaning female genitalia) and "minger" (meaning an ugly person)
pronounced as "min-jer"

"she's such a minger/minjer"

by amy2608 January 12, 2009

Filet Mingay

Finger foods that the host figured would be delicious and well-received, but are in actuality, a plate of emasculation.

"Oh gee, how nice of Bobby to serve us a plate of FILET MINGAY! Nobody eats belgium waffles with sprinkles!"

Preston-"How about I add croûtons with the roast?"
Blake-"I don't think the recipe is to make Filet Mingay"

by ZFP June 14, 2008

Golden Minge

Slapping golden syrup on a womans vagina

Jack comes home one night to find that his girlfriend is in bed with another man. He then got very angry and punched the man on the face knocking him out. To punish his girlfriend he got the can of golden syrup from the cupboard and plastered her vagina with it. He then shouted "GOLDEN MINGE, EWWWW ITS ALL STICKY!" And she could never eat flapjacks again.

by clasicatra April 22, 2009

minge

the shaggy or tufty hair around the vagina. The hair that is not shaven and is untidy.

Simon eats his Mothers minge for money to buy glasses so that teachers like him.

by Simon

by Simon Lawrence August 12, 2005

Minger

Someone who is down right ugly!

Yuk, I dont fancy yours much! what a minger!

by fashanu April 23, 2003

Meing

A South-West Australian slang pronouncination for 'Man', used by many racial groups such as Indigenous Australians, White Australians, Englishmen, the Dutch, Sri Lankans, Croatians, Filipinos and Romanians. It is said in a quick pace and high pitched tone.

This word has no known relation with Estrella Meing, or the mental institution known as MEING.

"Hey meing! Where'd you find that bottle cap I want to add that to my collection!"

by Brian R.Turner September 26, 2006