Mugtard

A male that joins a beer club, only in the month of October, in order to receive weekly discounts on "award winning" cask-conditioned ales. This individual talks loudly, tells the same jokes each night, makes it impossible for a woman to sit at the bar in peace, might carry a man purse/fanny pack/satchel or book bag and is an "all nighter."

Larry: "Hey man, when did you become a Mugtard?"

Fred: "In October, you fucktard! Duh!"

Larry: "Just asking, jeez!"

Fred: "Wanna go trollin for veeg?"

by India P. Ale August 3, 2007

Musturd

what you yell when you're in a church confessional with hershey squirts.

God Damnit father I musturd.

by Ralliart May 9, 2005

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

Mus-Tard

A Muslim that is Autistic, and thinks hes so tough. Also, he is very into DBZ and thinks Muhammad Ali is god(because he's the only famous muslim)

Yo Aqeel is such a Mus-Tard, he thinks he's Goku

by AFISH February 20, 2009

mustards

firstly, a hideous color and a food that some people like but most don't, and also can be referred to as a clan of so-called 'people' commonly referred to as bitches who become so obsessed and jealous of a person that they feel the need to insult everything about them when really, its THEM that have the disorder.
These 'girls' also suffer from a deficiency in their brains leading them to believe that wearing mustard coloured clothes is...cool...? Hmmmm, hopefully they will soon become as exstinct as the dodo so we don't have to suffer from their presence any longer.

"those mustards are such bitches"

by MUNTYLOVERSUNITE May 5, 2009

Mus-tard

A Mustang owning retard.

Yet another douchey Carbondale Mus-tard.
His car looks like a toaster with wheels & a racing stripe...

by DerpyDouche November 11, 2015

Musturd

Kryptonite for Rake Yohn.

I hate fucking musturd.

by Ian November 21, 2003