Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
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While israel is obviously far from perfect like any other country, it certainly doesn't deserve this level of intense hatred that is being displayed by these same hypocrites who to this day insist on minimizing and denying not just the atrocities of Oct 7th but the massive history of unprovoked violence from Arabs.
It's strange how a few years before , you had more objective definitions of israel and now all you see is toxic anti israel garbage heavily upvoted. I suspect there's a massive disinformation campaign involving Qatar, Iran, and a lot of bots.
While israel is obviously far from perfect like any other country, it certainly doesn't deserve this level of intense hatred that is being displayed by these same hypocrites who to this day insist on minimizing and denying not just the atrocities of Oct 7th but the massive history of unprovoked violence from Arabs.
It's strange how a few years before , you had more objective definitions of israel and now all you see is toxic anti israel garbage heavily upvoted. I suspect there's a massive disinformation campaign involving Qatar, Iran, and a lot of bots.
Israel completely upholds international war in this current war. The Gaza casualties claimed by the gaza health ministry are unreliable and have a lot of fabrication to them. Many analysts have pointed out the absurdity of the casualties that are being claimed.
Another thing to keep in mind is that hamas terrorist wear civilian clothing and operate out of densely populated areas which makes it extremely hard to differentiate them. Which is a war crime of Perdidy.
To all you anti Israel cretins, go fuck yourself. Israel is here to stay and no amount of fake propaganda or lying by omission will change that.
Another thing to keep in mind is that hamas terrorist wear civilian clothing and operate out of densely populated areas which makes it extremely hard to differentiate them. Which is a war crime of Perdidy.
To all you anti Israel cretins, go fuck yourself. Israel is here to stay and no amount of fake propaganda or lying by omission will change that.
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