Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024

California Hot Pocket

When a New Age Hippie / people from LA, shit in a girl's or a man's ass then dips a hot pocket or a sandwich in the ass and eats it like a French dipped sandwich. While eating the sandwich, the person that is eating the sandwich starts having intercourse with the shit filled ass.

Logan Paul just gave that man a California Hot Pocket.

by PuRgE445 June 10, 2022

Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"

My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !

by Sikestwon June 16, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

Hot Pocket

When you are lowkirkenuenly fucking a girl after she gets out of a HOT shower, and she starts her period while doing it, so chunks of period blood get on your dick. When you finish, you pull it out, and it highkey looks like a meatball hotpocket, so you start licking it off like a dog.

"Yo bro I just had a nice warm Hot Pocket last night from your sister!"

by Chumpyplumpy January 20, 2026