Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 01, 2021

equaln't

Not equal to, but funny.

Don't use equaln't in school, you'll either confuse your English teacher or get an F on your math test.

I'm not responsible for either incidents should they happen.

by yardardar May 11, 2021

candy

my dog, also something sweet.

P1: I'm gonna pet candy.
P2: woah you gonna pet a sweet we must be trippin ballz.

by yardardar March 24, 2021

Power of Neo

epic fight theme for en epic robot... one who forgot how to use his weapons.
see mettaton neo, mettaton, mettaton ex, and undertale.

Power of Neo is mostly a remixed/short version of battle against a true hero.

by yardardar April 23, 2021

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 01, 2021

faketionary

a fake dictionary.

A faketionary is a fake dictionary

by yardardar April 08, 2021

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 01, 2021