yardardar's definitions

anomalous

basically this universe's way to describe an SCP.

That anomalous thing could be an SCP

by yardardar September 3, 2021

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 1, 2021

howtotypespace

this ain't google, but, you see that bar at the bottom of your keyboard? press it.

person: howtotypespace
other person: google it

by yardardar March 30, 2021

dogn't

when there's no dog.

P1: my dog is gone!
P2: Dogn't

by yardardar March 29, 2021

yellow nuke

when you microwave peeps

don't microwave peeps, you will end up with a yellow nuke.

by yardardar April 9, 2021

pot bruny

when you're so high you cant spell "pot brownie"

P1: maan I'm so high from the pot brunys.
P2: dang, so high you cant spell

by yardardar March 29, 2021

candy

my dog, also something sweet.

P1: I'm gonna pet candy.
P2: woah you gonna pet a sweet we must be trippin ballz.

by yardardar March 24, 2021