by Hotchicken_245 January 6, 2023
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Get the mad haggid mug.The mayor of Metro City, an embodiment of all things manly, and one badass motherfucker. He is a very nice and humble human being, but once you get on his bad side, he will fuck you up with a length of metal pipe and piledrive you onto the curb. You simply don't fuck with the mayor.
Mike Haggar is so manly that he sleeps on his own pipe.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
Whenever Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, He checks his closet for Haggar.
Haggar can break a car with his own bare fists, without even cutting himself open.
Haggar piledrives sharks every day.
by AngelMekk February 28, 2020
Get the Mike Haggar mug.Hey, i heard Master Hagaki once went skydiving off Mount Everest, but he didnt use a parachute and landed right on his head, but got up with no problems and went to eat dinner at Arby's.
by dnlninja January 6, 2005
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Get the haggis mug.Deriving from the phrase "Proud to be a Haggerty" in the Macklemore song "Irish Celebration". An Irishman who is proud of his Irish heritage.
by Dankerman April 3, 2013
Get the Haggerty mug.The kind of headache you get from listening to some annoying hag go on and on about something you could care less about. Sadly, this type of headache takes a hell of a lot more than 2 Motrins to get rid of, which is why most people who are married to a hag, end up being alcoholics. See alcoholic.
by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004
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